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The Eighth Page Presents: The Week’s Top Headlines

Precocious Young Republican Just Wants to ‘Play Devil’s Advocate’ During Class Discussion

School’s Local Satire Section Bans Canada Goose Jokes, Can’t Help Itself Anyway

Commons Cup Conundrum Solved? School Has Water Fountains

Snow Stressed Out After Short Stay at Andover, Returns After Voluntary Leave of Absence

Paresky Commons Outsourcing Provision of Broken Ice Cream Machine to McDonald’s

Jan 19, 2018