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The Eighth Page Presents: This Week’s Top Headlines

Dorms Ask Students to Shovel, OPP Does It All Anyways

Faculty and Students Alike Eagerly Await Return of     Nature Valley Granola

Students from West Coast Have Still “Not Seen a Real Winter,” Say New Englanders

Authenticity of Flu Shots Questioned as Dozens of        Students Fall Ill

New, Subterranean Civilization Established as Students Burrow Deep into Snow Banks for Winter Months

Washed-Up Campus Elf Still Playing Christmas Music

Jan 12, 2018