It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like the Holiday of Your Choosing
Oh Come All Ye Faithful (and Everyone Else Who is Interested in Being Educated)
Have a Good Celebration of Our Materialistic and Consumerist Society
Happy “Are We Close Enough to do Presents?” Season
We Wish You a Merry Mono Season and a Happy New Year (Depending on Which Calendar With Which You Identify)
All I Want for This Non-Denominational Occasion is You-oo-ooh-baby!
Do They Know it’s a Religious Occasion Celebrated by Approximately 31.5 Percent of the Population?
God, or Gods, or not God Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople