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Phillipian Satire: NewsBurst: How did PA students spend Spring Break?

  1. Struck up a conversation with a stranger on a plane and failed to come across as grounded and non-elitist while explaining the concept of a “boarding school.”
  1. Saw “Get Out” in theaters and felt woke for a day.
  1. Was underwhelmed while touring colleges that are perfectly good secondary options to Ivies and provide just as many exciting career opportunites.
Mar 24, 2017