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Phillipian Humor: 7 Life Hacks for Finals Week

Practice writing the letter e: Statistically the letter e appears the most out of any letter in the English language, so it very likely to appear on the final.

Underline key terms in your textbook: Not a lot of people know this, but underlining important terms and themes helps you learn and remember them better.

Tell your teacher you want the “Exam Combo Platter Deluxe”: Your teacher is required to give you twenty minutes of extra time if you ask them for a “big old serving of the Exam Combo Platter Deluxe.”

Conduct a citizen’s arrest: Carrying out a citizen’s arrest is clinically proven to increase your body’s endorphin production, making you less anxious and more efficient during work time.

Listen to Wilco’s breakout album “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot”: It might not directly improve your performance, but rock band Wilco’s masterpiece “Yankee Hotel Foxtrot” is one of the most critically acclaimed records of all time and a must-listen for any serious music fan.

Push a freshman: Pushing a freshman is great, and also an easy way to build self-confidence before an assessment.

Positive reinforcement: Every time you get a question right, take a break and go to dinner.

Feb 24, 2017