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Phillipian Humor: This Week’s Top Headlines

  • Student Catches Cold, Takes up 8.33% of Beds in Sykes
  • Freshman Drinking Casino Night Mocktail Tells Girl He ‘Prefers the Real Thing’
  • Effort Given to History Reading Barely Qualifies as ‘Skim’
  • Parent Volunteer In Way Over Head Dealing Blackjack
Feb 17, 2017