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Features Presents: Top Ten Rules I Did NOT Break Over Spring Break

  1. I swore no swears.

  2. I had face-to-face sign in at 10 p.m. every night.

  3. I kept my shirt on while at the beach.

  4. I danced within arm’s-length of others at clubs.

  5. I did not consume “Tobacco, Alcohol, Powdered Alcohol, or Other Drugs.”

  6. My lights were out by 10:59 p.m. every night.

  7. I called, texted, snapped, and emailed my house counselor before climbing onboard any vehicle.

  8. I stayed off the grass.

  9. I used no latex.

  10. When someone of the opposite sex was in my room, the door was opened 90 degrees.

Mar 25, 2016