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Top Ten: Reasons Your Blue Key Senior Left You During Orientation

10: GVS pre-preseason pool party.

9: Didn’t want to be seen in Upper Right.

8: You called Sam Phil “Samuel Phillips Hall” one too many times.

7: Chipotle run, and they didn’t want to pay for your extra guac.

6: Urgent “Netflix and Chill” with the new PG.

5: They suddenly had many commitments when you mentioned your deep love for toenail art.

4: Wanted to be at one with the grass in the Cochran Sanctuary.

3: Needed to bid for that tiger print carpet on eBay.

2: Had to practice throwing a lacrosse ball against the Memorial Bell Tower.

1: Went to read Features.

Sep 17, 2015