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Music: “Goodbye (Winter Chords)” by Rogue

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News

Dr. Keith Flaherty ’89 Endows Andover Bread Loaf with $4 Million Gift

A gift of four million dollars from Dr. Keith Flaherty ’89 will allow Andover Bread Loaf (A.B.L.) to continue its mission in strengthening public education for underprivileged communities. Flaherty’s contribution is a major component of Andover’s Knowledge and Goodness Campaign, according to Richard Gorham, Associate Director of A.B.L. During his time at Andover, Flaherty found...
News

News in Brief

This Week: In preparation for Valentine’s Day on Thursday, February 14, the Campus Closet was open on Friday, February 8 on the lower level of George Washington Hall. The Valentine’s Day-themed popup mixed Andover apparel with Valentines packages. On Friday, the Student Activities Board hosted Do It Yourself Valentines in Susie’s at 8:30 p.m. On...

Commentary

Commentary

Phillipian Commentary: Right Idea, Wrong Approach

Over the past few months, the Yellow Vest movement has repeatedly drawn media attention with their violent protests against Emmanuel Macron, President of France. When a new law was passed in France on February 1 mandating that food products had to be sold with a profit margin of over 10 percent, the Yellow Jackets, who have...

Sports

Nordic, Sports, Winter Sports

Senior Reflections

Aki Charland Nordic has been really fun and something I look forward to each winter. The coaches are awesome and work really hard to help us train. The Captains, Neil Thorley [’19] and Eli Newell [’20], do a great job leading us through workouts and making sure we have a lot of fun while we’re...

Arts

Editorial

Editorial

Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Exterminator Hired By School to Deal With An Especially Relentless Infestation of Day Student Lowers in Gelb Science Center “No 6s” English Teacher Wants At Least Eight Layers of Irony Per Interpretation of the Odyssey World Interfaith Harmony Week Was Secretly a Front to Win Guinness World Record for Largest Blanket Ever Knitted Student Uses...

The Eighth Page

The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard Pickup Lines

Is it HOSD? ‘Cause you raise my racket. Are you an epipen? Because I am having a serious allergic reaction and need you ASAP. Seriously. Help. You better have car permission, cause you’re driving me crazy. Can I get your email? I’d love to establish prolonged contact with a professional subtext with you. Hey, we’re...